Blurb:
Tara Fox
Hall’s writing career began in the pages of a small print magazine, Catnip Blossoms!, that a friend, Harald
Moore, put out to promote his catnip farm in Johnsonville, New York. One short
non-fiction article followed another, detailing her adventures saving wildlife,
her experiences living on an acreage, and more than a few humorous recountings
detailing the antics of her wacky pets. Written to delight,
fascinate, and move readers, her simple but enchanting stories of country life
quickly found a following. Tara
kept publishing stories for the next five years, even as the name of the
magazine changed to Meanwhile, and
then to On The River, when the catnip
farm went out of business, and Harald moved with his family to a new home near
a river. These previously published stories are collected
here for the first time with new added content, in the hopes of bringing a
little more hope and inspiration into everyday life.
Excerpt:
SET
ME FREE
My tiger cat, Kesteral, used to be an indoor cat
when we lived in the busy city of Binghamton not that long ago. Since we moved
to the country, my once shy and nervous cat has become an avid hunter. It was
not very long until he began demanding to go out at night.
At first I tried to enforce a 10pm curfew, which I
staunchly believed that all good little cats should be able to follow. After a
few nights, “Kester” decided that 6am was too late in the morning to be out
looking for “early” mice. 3am was much better. I tried yelling at the yowling
monster outside my bedroom door, but as soon as I would begin to drift off to
sleep, Kester would take up right where he left off. I next tried threats of
punishment. He retaliated by clawing through the carpet at the basement stairs
in an effort to get into the basement (a certified mouse haven).
I stuck to my guns, believing when there was no
further carpet shredding that the problem was solved. I had cured him of his
insanity! Then lo and behold, Kester greeted me one morning when I opened my
front door. He had chewed through the plastic expandable partitions at the side
of the air conditioner and slipped out! I taped up the ragged hole. Not to be
thwarted, my sweet little monster chewed through the tape.
I thought Hey,
who is smarter here?and blocked off the sides of the air conditioner with
pillows held in place by a table. Kester proved he was smarter by squeezing his
way through. In a master ploy, I removed the air conditioner all together (it
was late August—fall was practically here. A few days of sweating profusely was
worth teaching dear Kester who was master). Ha! I thought triumphantly. He’s
not getting out now!
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Bio:
Tara Fox Hall is an OSHA-certified safety and health
inspector at a metal fabrication shop in upstate New York. She received her
bachelor's degree in mathematics with a double minor in chemistry and biology
from Binghamton University. Her writing credits include over twenty short
stories published in the nature magazines Catnip Blossoms, Meanwhile, and On
The River. Her short horror stories have appeared in Deadman's Tome, Flashes in
the Dark, Halloween Alliance, and Ghastly Door. She also coauthored the essay
"The Allure of the Serial Killer," published in Serial Killers -
Philosophy for Everyone: Being and Killing (Wiley-Blackwell, 2010). She divides
her free time unequally between writing novels and short stories, chainsawing
firewood, caring for stray animals of all species, sewing cat and dog beds for
donation to animal shelters, and target practice.
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